Comment by zxryzvi_exorciist on The Origin of Species - Chapter 27 : official translation

ill be the cousin

I'll be the doctor who will deliver the bab

I'll be the teacher

I'll be that one aunt that talks sh** about everyone except the baby

Ill be the fresh outta jail uncle

ill be the trans gay uncle[poco:0]

I'll be the gay emo cousin

Ill be the other aunt an sassy aunt

I'm be the lesbian and asexual aunt