I own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended.
Two ruffians break into my house. I shouted, "What the devil?"
I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle, and blow a golf ball sized hole through the first victim, she's dead on the spot.
Draw my pistol on the second victim, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog.
I have to resort to the cannon mounted near the bathroom door loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho, lad".
The grape shot shreds the old man in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms.
Ah yes,
Just as the founding fathers intended.
Two ruffians break into my house. I shouted, "What the devil?"
I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle, and blow a golf ball sized hole through the first victim, she's dead on the spot.
Draw my pistol on the second victim, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog.
I have to resort to the cannon mounted near the bathroom door loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho, lad".
The grape shot shreds the old man in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms.
Ah yes,
Just as the founding fathers intended.
i consciously experience the constant urge to say whatever i want to
