I for one vote for going the gay way and make Abman his delicious bear-boo. Look at the man. The steamy fanfictions write themselves.
Review legend: GAI🏅= READ IT | 5✴️ = Good read | 4✴️ = 'tis fine | 3✴️= on the verge of being shockingly okay | 2✴️ abysmal | 1✴️ = READ IT (your pain sustains me)