No because I'm irritated asf 😭 Sorry but I am not gonna be blinded by the boob and ab galore, to not realize how ridiculous it is that you basically stressed out your coworker just because you felt like testing the new hire's actual capabilities... "Heh... You actually got the job purely out of skill and not because of connections... " THE NERVEEEEE OF THIS MAN TO DISH OUT HIS COMPLIMENTS. If my eyes can roll further back out of sheer irritation they would have done a complete 180°. And this is why this is fiction because if this was in real life this wouldn't be the start of a budding romance, it would be the start of a journey towards filing a report against your coworker 😍 I guess I'm just not that horny enough to just overlook this bs
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