It is me. It is my wishes that are keeping MC fat. It is my unending will for cute chubbyness, I've casted a yoke of squishiness upon his fate. You can rant all you want, comment section, he will remain chubby until I allow otherwise. And I'm not doing it. You have no power here.
Review legend: GAI🏅= READ IT | 5✴️ = Good read | 4✴️ = 'tis fine | 3✴️= on the verge of being shockingly okay | 2✴️ abysmal | 1✴️ = READ IT (your pain sustains me)