His teeth r so crooked he could bite into a curly wirly and not hit any chocolate I bet he takes up the whole pacific ocean just to see his reflection he's the kind of bi*** who struggles to count her fingers while wearing oven gloves,intelligence has been chasing him her whole life but he's always been faster,he's the kind of person who trips over wireless contrellers,he looks like he eats soop w a fork,he's the type of person that would bring a ruler to bed to measure hoe many hours he slept,if beauty or intelligence were a crime he would be innocent,he looks like a video game character whose face hasn't loaded all the way yet,I bet his breath smells so bad idk if would offer her a mint or toilet paper,and everything I just said I would explain to him but not understand it for him♡