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You guys! Search up your birth month and day then put florida man after it. Mine is "Drunk florida man drives lawnmower down highway"

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Random commenter·over 2 years ago

@Lex

at least yours makes sense.

Mine makes no sense. The Florida man isn’t drunk but he is somehow operating a jet ski on a highway senya sticker

12341234·over 2 years ago

@Random commenter only in florida 💀

Armageddon ·over 2 years ago

@Random commenter mine was a guy who beat people up while wearing a Easter bunny outfit DAPHUC

69timeMember·over 2 years ago

@Lex mine was "Fugitive Florida man on bike hoped 'hideous' blonde wig disguise would help him evade deputies, police say" 😭

david crimesMember·over 2 years ago

@Lex mine was " flordia man hits sleeping roomate on head with a skillet" bunny sticker

ririMember·over 2 years ago

@Lex
‘Sick and twisted individual:’ Florida man put laxatives in boy’s medication, deputies say
Suspect faces child abuse charge. 2020 year
Central Florida man arrested after shooting mom who asked him to ‘stop smoking in the house’- 2022 year.

Barbie fanMember·over 2 years ago

@Lex Florida man accused of using Kool-Aid packets to steal nearly $1K in Walmart merchandise

Loli SlayerMember·over 2 years ago

@riri I think I am winning this one - Florida Man Asks Walmart Employee For ‘Anything That Would Kill 200 People’

yosefMember·over 2 years ago

@Lex Florida man encases self in concrete at governor’s mansion.

what :D

Erik Von AuschwitzMember·over 2 years ago

@Lex Mine is 'Florida Man Shoveling Spaghetti in Mouth Arrested at Olive Garden'

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