Comment by hji on Legs Which Cannot Walk - Chapter 45

Can we just be honest? These are the requirements If you think you can be my one and only true love You must promise to love me And da** it, if you f- me over I will rip your f- face apart Step one You must accept that I'm a little out my mind Step two This is a waste if you can't walk me down the finish line Step three Give me passion, don't make fun of my fashion Step four Give me more, give me more, more If you can't handle a heart like mine Don't waste your time with me If you're not down to bleed, no, oh If you can't handle the choking, the biting The loving, the smothering 'Til you can't handle it no more, no more Go home Can we just be honest? These are the requirements If you think you can be my one and only true love You must promise to love me And da** it, if you f- me over I will rip your f- face apart High school sweethearts, line up Not trying to waste my time High school sweethearts, shut up If you're not my type High school sweethearts, line up Not trying to waste my time High school sweethearts, shut up If you're not my type Step five You can't be scared to show me off and hold my hand Step six If you can't put in work, I don't know what you think this f- is Step seven, this one goes to eleven If you cheat, you will die, die If you can't handle a heart like mine Don't waste your time with me If you're not down to bleed, no, oh If you can't handle the choking, the biting The loving, the smothering 'Til you can't handle it no more, no more Go home