Comment by Keeti on Dine With a Vampire - Chapter 1

I WILL BRING YOU TO THE NEAREST MORTUARY, FIND THE OLDEST BODY I CAN GET MY HANDS ON, AND MAKE YOU SUCK THE BODILY FLUIDS THROUGH THE NOSTRIL THEN DRAG YOU TO THE NEAREST ELEMENTARY SCHOOL WITH TH FLUIDS IN YOUR MOUTH, AND SWALLOWIT IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN. BONUS POINTS IF YOU THROW THE FU** UP YOU INCESSANTLY NAGYING BI*** A** MOTHER******