Everyone in the comments is single but me

Comment by gae on BL Motel - Chapter 61
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Please...SHARE YOIR SECRET
Im not
I was smiling for the first half of your comment... until you said THAT.
Y u gotta be so disrespectful tho??? Leave single a** bit**** like me alone.
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I must say... also in a relationship... and it sorta started out like this.. s** first feelings second 
Tutorial? 
PLS ILL PAY YOU JUST TELL ME YOUR SECRET
I got yall i got the W Rizz
Step 1. Walk up to your crush
Step 2. Make conversation
Step 3. "Accidentally" drop whatever is in you hand (phone, chapstick, wallet it doesn't matter)
Step 4. Bend down to get it and grab their leg for support
Step 5. If your feeling bold come back up and kiss them on the cheek and say "thanks cya" and walk away