so let me get this gay,i mean straight.
so Ml grandfather is actually ML father. he was the favorate which is why he was kidnapped and almost killed
ML father who he is the so called 'iligidimate child' is not ML father and is actually his brother. who tried to kill him because he was greedy
ML is his "brothers" uncle
his cousin,the crazy taxidermist soon the be fiancé(the backpaking girl who took mc's picture) was on her 3rd marrage and gave birth to someone when she was 16.
And the guy who we thought was mL actuals dad who helped to try to kill him is a hoe
