Welcome to Caesar's "How to keep your wife from ever leaving you"
Step 1 : Shot them (3 times the charm)
Step 2 : Kidnapp them
Step 3 : Ra** them
Step 1 : Shot them (3 times the charm)
Step 2 : Kidnapp them
Step 3 : Ra** them
Im already dislexic and the novel is fuc*** up.. how am I supposed to proccess things now? 
