They are politely conversing about who will get to keep you. I am really voting for the dog that you had as a young master in your past life....at least he's devouto your happiness. On the other hand your cat is prickly, narcissistic, but in general only wants to hold you..so jury is still out.
If you lack the intelligence to decipher fiction from reality, stop, and educate yourself. (Really starting to love the low intelligence people, your amusing and make me laugh)
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