*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles louhe is the air i breathe, the water i drink, the food i eat, the bed i sleep in, the clothes i wear, the home i seek. he is the love of my life, my little baby man, my baby, my husband. he can push me aside if i make a mistake. he can slap me across my face. ill come running back to him and beg him to come back to me. i would sacrifice my basic human rights to stare at his gorgeous eyes. i want him to embarass me.he is the love of my life, the air that i breathe, the water i take in. he is my master, my boss, the only man i'd follow. he makes everything better, i am but a mere woman that's useless. i master no skill except cooking. i belong in the kitchen, as i should be. if i make a mistake, he has every right to punish me. he is my soil, my fertilizer, my sun, my 6CO2 + 6H2O → C6H12O6 + 6O2. he makes the money, so i have to follow him. i am his wife, slave, anything. if he cheats, it's my fault for lacking in certain aspects he expects me to excel in. everything is my fault.
I'm only here to read and then fall asleep without realizing what time it is already
me too
