No lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream, and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, on a train, on a bike, on a motorcycle, on a truck, bouncing on it on the trampoline, bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, tied up, against the window, having the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, sheet grabbing, ear ringing, back scratching, mouth drooling, eye rolling, eye watering, nose sniffling, a** clenching, hip thrusting, earth quaking, knuckle cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, burst, like a nuclear bomb. Everywhere filling the room, house, neighbors house, street, neighborhood, city, country, state, continent, lakes, rivers, streams, oceans, planet, solar system. EVERYWHERE
Who needs people when you got bl? (I DO. PLZ. MOOTS ANYONE??)


