Comment by Kimdokjasslutywaist on Home page

Went out to buy eggs and one my way back one fell and cooked instantly 😭 and all of a sudden a stray cat bolts at it and eats it and then some dude that was looking at the scene falls off his bike head first and his pants kinda gets pulled half down bc a part of the bike was holding on to it🙂 it's 10 in the f**g morning and I haven't eaten yet wtf