Comment by unknown on The Origin of Species - Chapter 14 : official translation

No lube. No protection. All night. All day. From the kitchen floor to the toilet seat from the bathroom sink to the shower. Vertically, horizontally. Quadratic. Exponential. Logarithmic while I gasp for air. Scream, and see the light. Missionary. Cowgirl. Reverse Cowgirl. Doggy. Backwards. Sideways. Upside down. On the floor, on the bed. On the couch. On a chair. Being carried. Against the wall. Outside in a train. On a plane. In the car. On a motorcycle. On the back of the truck, on a trampoline. In a bounce. In the pool. On the garden. Bent over. In the basement. Against the window. Having the most toe curling. Back arching. Leg aching. Di** throbbing. Fist clenching. Ear ringing. Mouth drooling. A** clenching. Nose sniffing. Eye watering. Eye rolling. Hip thrusting. Earthquaking. Sheet gripping. Knuckles cracking. Jaw dropping. Hair pulling. Teeth gritting. Mind blogging. Soul snatching. Overstimulating. Vile. Sloppy. Moan introducing, heart wrenching. Spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious. Gushy. Creamy. Beastly. Lip biting. Gravity defying. Nail biting. Sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic. Bone creaking. World ending, black hole creating. Universe destroying. Devious. Scrumptious, amazing. Delightful. Delectable. Unbelievable. Body numbing. Back worthy can't walk. Head nodding. Soul evaporating. Volcano erupting. Sweat rolling. Voice cracking. Crackling, trembling. Sheets soaked. Hair drenched. Flabbergasting. Lip biting. Skin peeling. Eye widening. Pu*** popping. Nail scratching. Back scratches. Spectacular. Braincells devolving. Hair ripping, show stopping. Magnificent. Unique. Extraordinary. Splendid. Phenomenal. Mouth foaming. Heavenly, he can top me.