MC: I'm making a SECRET BUNKER and will kill ANYONE who knows its location!!!
Drug-Addict neighbor: Can I have some drugs?
MC: Sure, come back to my base and grab them, also it'd be cool if your kid runs around snooping through all my drawers!
Government Executive who has been very openly using him, and also wants to drop her kid off at his house for involuntary babysitting: Hey, I want to tour your secret bunker and see if it's a nice place to raise a kid
MC: SURE, COME ON IN 🥴
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