Part 1 of: "Things I learned while reading this beautiful piece of art": 1. go work in a company where your supervisor is a nerdy but kinda hot guy and barge in while he is masturbating (when you're living together in a work dormitory). 2. Run into an Cafe where the boss is some innocent Dude, have a milk lactating problem and persuade him with your milk, milk yourself infront of him 3. Be a total jackass supervisor of your mentee which should turn him on, be tsundere, rough and rude and let him know with small gestures that you like him 4. in the end of every trope get pregnant and have his kid 5. get married 6. Have s** everyday every night with no lube no protection or any other sense of sanity 7. live in a fictional world for this crazy sh** to really happen (sounds like a plan doesn't it?) (literally everything in a nutshell til now)