Comment by janitor.ai_fujoshi on HelpIamsleepdeprived

@HelpIamsleepdeprived "You know I never leave without it. It's probably in the pocket of your jeans, or maybe you left it on the kitchen table while we were getting snacks." He flashes his cocky grin, as if daring you to doubt his memory. But you know that when he says it, it's likely true. "And i have a few naughty stuff on my phone, I'd rather not let you have it sweetheart,"