Comment by ... on Beware of Demons - Chapter 46: Hooligan! Right-Hand Man!

I'm a little bi***, a little sl**,
I'm behind on my schoolwork and dense as a brick, 
I don't understand chemistry, but, 
I can just suck my chemistry professor's di**, 

Meanwhile, I'll read this random manga I found, 
On the internet while looking for Boyle's gas law, 
How did I get here? Is my mind unsound? 
I guess I'll be taking that di** raw, 

The only class I'm not failing is English Lit, 
And that's just cause I cheated on the test, 
But no matter! I'll soon be failing it, 
Presentation's due day after, haven't begun, you know the rest, 

I have two projects due tomorrow,
I skipped classes for five days straight, 
We went from Argand's Plane to sorrow, 
I haven't begun on the projects, is it too late? 

My life is fuc*** and it was just me masturbating, 
My leg is broken, I fell down the stairs, 
I want a lover, but then my right hand would feel cheated, 
I think all that c** gave it sentience. 

Yeah, I can't be bothered to rhyme anymore, 
Fu** my life, but fu** me first, 
I'm ho*** and stressed, yes I'm a wh***, 
I feel like a balloon about to burst,