And she wants you too.
[AS A FRIEND]
She will stay with you always.
[UNTIL THE D I V O R C E]
No one can take her from you.
[EXCEPT FOR JUAN, THE TANNED GUY SHE WILL MET AFTER LEAVING THE DUCHY WHEN SHE LEAVES YOU F O R E V E R].
Review legend: GAI🏅= READ IT | 5✴️ = Good read | 4✴️ = 'tis fine | 3✴️= on the verge of being shockingly okay | 2✴️ abysmal | 1✴️ = READ IT (your pain sustains me)
