Rocks!
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Follow me, Joanne. 'Tis time. We are delving deep into the great realm of Cheating Men Must Die.
Certainly, sir. But are the laurel crown and funny sock-hat really necessary? It's itchy.
Of course, Jordan! You must wear them! You are my Dante, and I'm your Virgil. In this Hèll of a review, the funny sock-hat is indispensable! Now, marvel at CMMD!
But Mr. Ivern, Sir... the art is... A bit Chinese. Like, badly Chinese.
NATURALLY! It's part of the charm! As are the barely localized dialogues! This place has negative budget, after all! It's not the art nor the writing that create the perfect clusterfück that is CMMD, but something else entirely. BEHOLD!
*the two men arrive at an enormous cavern, where a gigantic and serpentine woman stands proudly*
Witness Su Luxia! Mistress of Pain, Administer of Retribution! Hers is fury and vindication, hers is cuntyness itself! Look at how her tail masterfully coils around the sinners, dictating to which layer of Hèll they are bound to with every embrace! Minos takes in her image, for none can defy her judgement! She is justice and vengeance, she is infallible and magnificently maleficent!
I-is that an hamst-
OF COURSE NOT, YOU CRETIN! Evidently, it's a bamboo rat! True ML, btw.
A w-what? And male lea- no wait, sir, how can you give top grades and the Grand Accolade of Ivern™️ to an average, shabby manhua?
I pity you in your ignorance, Jasmine. May Su Luxia, the System Sultana, forgive your heresy, because I won't. Understand: with each self-contained arc, made on average of 2 dozens of preternaturally paced chapters, CMMD walks one step at a time towards perfection! Forget technical quality! The Great Republic of China brings us the science of drama, scheming and perfect revenge distilled into its purest form! None can dislike CMMD. And even if you do, you will probably like the next arc anyway!
Hence, I award it my GAI! And it isn't even 'cause of Bamboo Rat's pregnancy subplot, I swear! I just love the manhua!
Follow me, Joanne. 'Tis time. We are delving deep into the great realm of Cheating Men Must Die.
Certainly, sir. But are the laurel crown and funny sock-hat really necessary? It's itchy.
Of course, Jordan! You must wear them! You are my Dante, and I'm your Virgil. In this Hèll of a review, the funny sock-hat is indispensable! Now, marvel at CMMD!
But Mr. Ivern, Sir... the art is... A bit Chinese. Like, badly Chinese.
NATURALLY! It's part of the charm! As are the barely localized dialogues! This place has negative budget, after all! It's not the art nor the writing that create the perfect clusterfück that is CMMD, but something else entirely. BEHOLD!
*the two men arrive at an enormous cavern, where a gigantic and serpentine woman stands proudly*
Witness Su Luxia! Mistress of Pain, Administer of Retribution! Hers is fury and vindication, hers is cuntyness itself! Look at how her tail masterfully coils around the sinners, dictating to which layer of Hèll they are bound to with every embrace! Minos takes in her image, for none can defy her judgement! She is justice and vengeance, she is infallible and magnificently maleficent!
I-is that an hamst-
OF COURSE NOT, YOU CRETIN! Evidently, it's a bamboo rat! True ML, btw.
A w-what? And male lea- no wait, sir, how can you give top grades and the Grand Accolade of Ivern™️ to an average, shabby manhua?
I pity you in your ignorance, Jasmine. May Su Luxia, the System Sultana, forgive your heresy, because I won't. Understand: with each self-contained arc, made on average of 2 dozens of preternaturally paced chapters, CMMD walks one step at a time towards perfection! Forget technical quality! The Great Republic of China brings us the science of drama, scheming and perfect revenge distilled into its purest form! None can dislike CMMD. And even if you do, you will probably like the next arc anyway!
Hence, I award it my GAI! And it isn't even 'cause of Bamboo Rat's pregnancy subplot, I swear! I just love the manhua!
Review legend: GAI🏅= READ IT | 5✴️ = Good read | 4✴️ = 'tis fine | 3✴️= on the verge of being shockingly okay | 2✴️ abysmal | 1✴️ = READ IT (your pain sustains me)