Review by Ivern for Eternally Regressing Knight

5.0out of 5
Eternally Regressing KnightReview forEternally Regressing Knight
Ivern
Rocks!
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*meme with the couple walking where the guy looks behind towards another girl*

*the couple is made up of MC and the Concept of Being Fùcking Normal*

*the other girl is Brutal Death*

Normally, I do not kinkshame... but Enkrid, you have issues. You gōddamn deathsexual. You suicide addict. You perv

What is it with mangas about death loops tropes and being fùcking incredible? This is like the fourth one. At this point, I'm starting to get suspicious. And by all accounts, it's not like with the revenge trope, where I would slurp literal shīt if the shīt had been betrayed by its own brother türd or something. These fùckers put gōddamn effort in it. 

Picture it: a realistic, gritty world, at war. How? An art style so good it had me in shambles. The lines are heavy, the anatomy is mouth watering, the character design is immaculate. It is NOT the usual action art, it is NOT shiny, it is rough and brash and I swear to GŌD they did PROPER HISTORICAL RESEARCH ON THE FÙCKING WEAPONS UGghhh

I could harp on the bods (thank you Yaoi Gōd I have eaten well today too), but I truly, sincerely adore everything about it. It's THE definitive medieval art style.

Everything else? I swear, ON PAR with the perfect art I described.

Characterization? Diverse, varied, funny, articulated. ON PAR. Writing? GŌDDAMN WRITING, IN A SHONEN? ON PAR. The action, the themes, the sheer brutality? The growth devoid of anything flashy, attaining hype by using ONLY sword choreographies and adventure, no shiny bullshít? Fully focused on a character study based on a talentless, canonically HUNG autistic boi who just wants to be good through SHEER EFFORT? And save people? And he is ready to fùck and sùck Death's cóck on Gmail just to get a chance? Like, "I curse ye, feeble mortal!", and he goes: "omg rlly 🥺🥺 thank you!!".

It is perfect. Max grades, and a GAI (Grand Accolade of Ivern™️) too. If it goes to shīt after chapter 60 I'm taking this entire site down with me in a nuclear suicide detonation.
Review legend: GAI🏅= READ IT | 5✴️ = Good read | 4✴️ = 'tis fine | 3✴️= on the verge of being shockingly okay | 2✴️ abysmal | 1✴️ = READ IT (your pain sustains me)