@Stellar PEOPLE WE SHOULD DO A COMBINATION OF ALL THESE IN WAY THAT IT CAN LAST A COUPLE OF YEARS, I HAVE NOT BEEN THIS FUC**** MAD IN A SUCH A LONG G** DA** TIME:
1. Scaphism – Persian Empire (~500 BCE)
Slow death by exposure, starvation, and insect infestation between two boats while covered in milk and honey. Death could take days or over a week.
2. Lingchi (Death by a Thousand Cuts) – Imperial China (900s–1905)
A long, public execution involving hundreds of cuts over hours or days before death.
3. Impalement – Eastern Europe, Ottoman Empire (1400s–1600s)
A sharp stake was inserted through the body, often rectally, and the victim would slowly slide down by gravity. Death could take 1–3 days.
4. The Brazen Bull – Ancient Greece (~500 BCE)
A metal bull was heated from below while the victim was roasted alive inside. Screams were funneled through the "mouth" of the bull.
5. Hanged, Drawn and Quartered – Medieval England (1200s–1600s)
Partially hanged, then eviscerated and dismembered. One of the most gruesome and painful executions in Europe.
6. The Rack – Medieval Europe (1200s–1600s)
Limbs were slowly pulled apart on a stretching frame, leading to dislocations, torn muscles, and eventually, complete dismemberment.
7. The Judas Cradle – Inquisition Europe (1400s–1600s)
A pointed pyramid was inserted into the an** or vag***. The victim was slowly lowered onto it, often over hours.
8. Iron Chair (Spiked Chair) – Eastern Europe (1400s–1700s)
A metal chair with spikes heated from beneath. Victims sat on it for hours or days until death or complete trauma.