From that day I would've left, where?...I don't fckn know. I'd just walk north.

I've never felt so much weight topple off my shoulders.

Reminds me of the spider man meme

None of them communicate and its fkn funny.

She ate the da** tea bag.

The first thing I would say to them would be "Touch the wall and spread ya buttcheeks."
Idk why id say that tho

I will %100
Headbutt everyone.

I'm just wondering since he's a g** would he have nipples?, cause he don't have any nipples and I'm genuinely concerned.

Probably.

So the dragon most likely sees the mc as a threat, since dragons in this case are much like dogs and can sense fear, seeing that fear as a sign of aggression and leads them to attacking the strongest one or the most intimidating.
Most likely in attempts to protect Lady D since she looks like a squirrel and is most likely seen as the least threateningthing in the world.

Euthinization...:p

I love this already.

Must be rabies

She'd feel bad for not licking the cheeto dust from his fingers.