WALALALA's comments

I should've read slowly, I caught up, ughhhhhhh 

Did anyone else's parents used to beat the c*p out of you, and then one day suddenly stopped and never beat you again?? Or is it just mine??

I WAS ON MY WAY HOME FROM A DENTIST APPOINTMENT AND SAW A DEAD CAT, SHE WAS HIT BY A CAR AND NO OME HELPED HER IM SO SAD, THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD, SHE MUST HAVE BEEN SO SCARED AND ALONE IM CRYING I HATE HUMANS SO MUCH I HOPE WHOEVER KILLED HER SLOWLY BECOMES POORER AND POORER BUT NOT HOMELESS, JUST F**G POOR AND THEY LIVE PAYCHECK TO PAYCHECK AND NEVER HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY THEMSELVES ANYTHING NICE OR REPAIR ANYTHING BXJEIBDJEHD7OEVHDHWGDUWIE

There was this one time I went to Germany with my family for a vacation, and in the plane, I get up to use the washroom and this old African lady came out, pointed to the bathroom and said something in her language that I didn't understand. I was so confused I just smiled, nodded and went in after she left. I still don't know what she said, there was nothing weird or different in the washroom, so I couldn't try to figure out what she said either. It's a funny little story now. 

Is "My firends think you're my boyfriend..." supposed to be a pick up line?? Cuz this guy I've been talking to just said that to me yesterday, and I've been so confused ever since. I just laughed and changed the topic when he said that to me BTW...

"Lest you trip and fall"
Brother, you are 3 feet tall, saying that to a 6 feet tall daddy

This is pure comedy, I love it XDXD

Reading this like it's the morning news paper

There's this girl in my class who gets mad anxious if someone even just asks what the professor's name is. She gets anxious over the smallest of things, and can't stand up for herself to save her life. She was assigned some work over this class fest thing, and she knew she couldn't handle it, but still said she'd do it when the professor asked her. She could've said no. But she didn't. She was given a choice.
So, a few days ago, I was sick and couldn't come to help the rest with preparations. I msged her saying so, on our collective WhatsApp group, and she didn't reply. But this other girl msged me on personal saying I should just msg the professor directly cuz I knew the anxious girl gets anxious a lot when given responsibilities. I got frustrated, and just ended up going the next day, even though I was sick, and helped them around a little before going home. I was still frustrated yesterday, and told my other friend about how I was frustrated, and i didn't understand why the girl had to act like some kind of a lawyer for the anxious girl, and the friend was like, she gets anxious, you should understand, bla bla bla.
Thing is, I do understand, but there is a limit to how long this goes on. I've seen that girl crying and sobbing because of the stress she was in, and u feel bad, but at the same time, at least ask for help??? Ask the others in class to help her tell the professor she couldn't do it??? And then that friend went and told that lawyer wannabe girl about what I said, and she texted me about how I'm an adult too, and I could've just talked to her directly if I had a problem with her and s*t, and I was so mad, I just ended up apologizing and explaining I was just frustrated. And honestly?? I feel like I'm never going to be able to talk to these friends about something I simply need help making a decision.

My cousin's getting married, and its a destination wedding to some beach, and its awesome, but I can't go cuz I have some psychology tests I need to conduct at my uni, and I want to do both. The wedding and the test conduction are both on the same day, so I'll have to miss the wedding.
Thing is, my cousin is the same age as me, 19 yrs. In fact, she's 2 months younger than me, so it feels a bit weird that she's getting married. I also don't really like her family since their SUPER misogynistic, and the type of people who'd harshly scold a woman for even just not greeting a man. So I'm sort of hoping my dad would let me stay home instead...

As a psychology student, I also want to find love in this way now