Mc theme song

Watch out, watch out
It's Loran!
I've got it all and I'm gettin' more
But I never fall, beat 'em all
'Cause you know I'm so humble
I'm so humble, I'm so humble
I'm a superstar, I kick down the door
Got the money and the girls
And I'm also so humble
I'm so humble
I'm so humble, I'm so humble
Bar none, I am the most humble-est
Number one at the top of the humble list
My apple crumble is by far the most crumble-est
But I act like it tastes bad outta humbleness
The thing about me that's so impressive
Is how infrequently I mention all of my successes
I pooh-pooh it when girls say that I should model
My belly's full from all the pride I swallow
I'm the most courteous-biddable, hospitable
Reverential, normal-ary Arnold Schwarzen-orgarary
I hate compliments, put 'em in the mortuary
I'm so ordinary that it's truly quite extraordinary
I'm not your normal definition of a rockstar
I don't complain when my private jet is sub-par
Ya mom's old, but I'll ask if she's your sister
People say I'm charming, bu-but I beg to differ
I feel more humble than Dikembe Mutombo
After a stumble left him covered in a big pot o' gumbo
I guess in a way, bein' gracious is my weakness
People say I'm so unpretentious for a genius

Ca-Ca-ca-captain sasaaaaaave a hoe

Lol those two guys

So like those slaves girls are just gone I guess.

She really said nyaa

I- i am not cr-cr-cr-crying

These comments are a wild ride. Truly wild

Oh so you just wanted to be a di** huh? Dang

Random vampire stuff. Didn't make me want to read it, might work on others so who knows

This is the tale of captain jack sparrow pirate so brave on the seven seas!

DaVinci must have suc,ked an art historians d!ck to get this girl that looks like uncooked bread at the top of the all time list

Silk robes and kimonos

This dumb frickin 80 chapter Mc scoops in at the last minute axed manga gah

I am just complaining ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
Oh dang
What is it dawg?
I forgot it's mother's day
Didn't get a gift for her.
Other plans got in the way. She'll be so disappointed.
Da** I forgot it too.
This could have been avoided.
What the he** are we gonna do?
My moms been so alone ever since my daddy left.
Cold.
No one to hold her tight. Life has put her to the test.
I know just what you mean, my moms been so sad and gray.
Word
My dad can't satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away.
Hold up!
You thinkin what I'm thinkin?
I'm thinkin I'm thinkin too.
Slow up!
What time is it dawg?
It's time for a switcharoo
We both love our moms, women with grown women needs
I say we break em off
Show em how much they really mean
Cause...

A wild ducking fafnir appeared!