@gay person alert how about everyone donates their excess height to me until you're 5'5 and I'm like 10 trillion feet. Good plan?

@BL for life no cause i can't judge. A nice a** is a nice a**

@BL for life say it. we don't judge

@BL for life what are those?
Is vorarephilia that thing where they like when they eat each other after :/
I think that's kinda weird but we don't kink shame here
except for the kids.
How are ppl attracted to kids.
They're always covered in snot and vomit. 
Litterally gag

@Lizzy me when I'm the realest person to ever be real

@i love dilfs bro i love your profile (bio/pf name)
also THIRD ENDING IS SO CUTE ARGH

@Kittykat pufferfish and dolphin story? Is that the name of it?

@NPC 754 not his rapist (the old friend) (its blondie) 9the dude who beat him up)

@Si D I got you girly
Ok first find a guy (usually less popular ones are easier to pull) 
second flirt with him and if you think its not subtle its usually subtle to them. Wear cute clothes around them and be like sup im free at this event do yiou know about it
also just like be like yo can u update me on xyz so give me ur number then just like text them slowly more and more

@Opal also rec: PASSION (it gets a bit dark tho lol)

@Cheese_Bar BUT THATS THE BEST PART
also ya i dunno the s**  was just... TOO(?) much? i dunno. which is strange because ive read through much worse sh**

@Si D honest to g**. if youre a woman. go up to some guy and be like hey. can i have your number. 9/10 they immediatly fall in love and say yes. if ur lesbian, dress cute and talk to the woman but with extreme flirtation but dont ask first. if ur man looking for woman then just go up to her, start talking to her, stare at her eyes and compliment her at least once a day but dont get friendzoneds if ur gay then gl cause i dunno. go chop wood.

@Cheese_Bar oh g** no dont get me started on that. it was so bad but i couldn't put it down T^T

alternate topic, have u read PASSION

@I LOVE CORPSE BRIDE sameeeee

@Chamcham ? But thats the thing? Everything you do is selfish. and i mean everything. Helping people is selfish dammit. and sometimes its okay to be selfish because at the end of the day they'll forget you and they'lll be able to live. so ya its selfish but like, so is everything. but if you dont like it thats valid so dw <3