@Md. Anisul Islam who is this unc bro 🙏🏼😭😭

@Sydney im slim shady yes im the real shady all you otha slim shadys are just imitating so wont the real slim shady please stand up please stand up please stand up

@Skyxsora im slim shady yes im the real shady all you otha slim shadys are just imitating so wont the real slim shady please stand up please stand up

May I have your attention, please? 
May I have your attention, please? 
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? 
I repeat: Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? 
We’re gonna have a problem here

Y’all act like you’ve never seen a white person before 
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door 
And started whoopin’ her a** worse than before 
They first were divorced, throwin’ her over furniture (ahh!)

It’s the return of the… "Ah, wait, no way, you’re kidding 
He didn’t just say what I think he did, did he?" 
And Dr. Dre said… nothing, you idiots 
Dr. Dre’s dead, he’s locked in my basement (ha, ha!)

Feminist women love Eminem 
"Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I’m sick of him 
Look at him walking around grabbing his you-know-what
Flipping the you-know-who." "Yeah, but he’s so cute though"

Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose 
But no worse than what’s goin’ on in your parents’ bedrooms (Uhh-uhh-uhh!) 
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose but can’t 
But it’s cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose

"My b** is on your lips, my b** is on your lips" 
And if I’m lucky, you might just give it a little kiss 
And that’s the message that we deliver to little kids 
And expect them not to know what a woman’s clit**** is

Of course they’re gonna know what intercourse is by the time they hit fourth grade 
They got the Discovery Channel, don’t they? 
We ain’t nothing but mammals… well, some of us, cannibals 
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes

But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes 
Then there’s no reason that a man and another man can’t elope (eugh!) 
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote 
Women wave your pantyhose; sing the chorus, and it goes

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@Aria shut up dumb@asss

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@jonbendii shut up slav

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