His teeth r so crooked he could bite into a curly wirly and not hit any chocolate I bet he takes up the whole pacific ocean just to see his reflection he's the kind of bi*** who struggles to count her fingers while wearing oven gloves,intelligence has been chasing him her whole life but he's always been faster,he's the kind of person who trips over wireless contrellers,he looks like he eats soop w a fork,he's the type of person that would bring a ruler to bed to measure hoe many hours he slept,if beauty or intelligence were a crime he would be innocent,he looks like a video game character whose face hasn't loaded all the way yet,I bet his breath smells so bad idk if would offer her a mint or toilet paper,and everything I just said I would explain to him but not understand it for him♡

I WAS RIGHT THEY ARE GONNA MOVE IN TOGETHER YAYAYYAYYA

Oh- never mind this is better

WAIT R THWY GONNA MOVE IN TOGETHER OR SMTH...?????

This is truly disgusting I'm not gonna lie...

Hmm.. ..I wonder why ur getting mad all of a sudden

Oooh~ who's this?~he's cute asffff

I'm not writing that on my read list (WTF IS THAT NAME????)

Long hair guy is the og nihao fineshyt

WGHAT

CONSENT IS A BADDIEEE

The ultra intersex? (I'm using they them coz idk what they even are lmao)

THAT JUMPSCARED ME WGHAT