MC:  I'm making a SECRET BUNKER and will kill ANYONE who knows its location!!!

Drug-Addict neighbor:  Can I have some drugs?

MC: Sure, come back to my base and grab them, also it'd be cool if your kid runs around snooping through all my drawers!

Government Executive who has been very openly using him, and also wants to drop her kid off at his house for involuntary babysitting:  Hey, I want to tour your secret bunker and see if it's a nice place to raise a kid

MC: SURE, COME ON IN 🥴

...when he handcuffed him and mentioned rule34

Hey, artist: Is the "smile" in the room with us?

Okay, so I've solved the riddle of most of the mangled English names so far-- Aeroc=Eric, Bendiek=VanDyk obviously, but FOR THE LIFE OF ME I have not been able to solve what the hɛll Klopp/Plopp/Cough/Clough was meant to be. 

Can anyone familiar with Vietnamese tell me what English name it might be a mis-hearing/mistranslation of?

WHO
👏
THE
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F*CK
👏
IS
👏
"BARDO" 
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Who the fụck is "Badro"???

OH NO he is 10000% my aesthetic
I'M DOOMED, HELP
I wanted to hate him I swear

I wish Stinky Sword Karen had lived just long enough to hear the truth about how she and Sewage Bro had been played. She really died thinking she won.

His blood is gross toxic sewage, Her gimmick is dousing herself in stinky smells-- it's a match made in Port-a-Potty Hɛll 💩

Man, this artist really loves feet.

oh no I think I just unlocked a fetish for bleeding half-dead abbed-up old men chained in safes
  send thots n prayers